if i'm planning to stay in hong kong long term, it simply means that i have already given up hope on all kind of men - rich, poor, short, tall, fat, slim, bald, hairy, ugly, handsome.

if i'm planning to stay in hong kong long term, it simply means that i have decided to be a lesbian for the rest of my life.

guys here just turn me off. seriously. what's up with those dirty talks and calculative minds behind those pretty faces?

i think my department should be ranked as the 8th wonders of the world. its huge collection of people with camel stomachs as their brains is totally awesome and phenomenal. where can you find such a place, with all of its kind gathering, moving together in a herd? and being part of it, makes me feel like my brain is shrinking by degrees every single second.

that #%(*#^*^$# speaks like a woman. come on, when you pass orders to your subordinates, speak with confidence and in a clear and articulate voice. don't talk to the hot box, they won't respond; don't murmur and speak in such a low and indistinctive voice and get mad at yourself when no one can get your message. he seriously sound like a bloody pager, you know. like his voice is creating this frequency, vibrating and vibrating, followed by this buzzing sound.

buzzing. how can you hear a message when a bee is talking to you?

*&$*^#%: ahhhh....*#&%*#^

me: huh?

*&*^#%: errrr....&^$*&$*^

me: huh?

&$)*^($: &$^*&$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: i seriously don't get you at all! *exasperated and walk away*

*$^&*$^: i said, (*^&*#^&

me: *ignore*

and you dare to give me that sour face! total bastard!

an A-Z chart.

A - they never fail to be an asshole at work.
B - they always try to push the blame on you when things go wrong.
C - they drive you crazy with their pathetic english.
D - they have a camel stomach of dirty thoughts.
E - the only time they are awake is when they eat.
F - they just lead a fucked up life, betraying their girlfriends or wives.
G - they are definitely not gentlemen.
H - they make your life hell by making stupid decisions.
I - they are irritants.
J - working with them makes you feel jaded by the end of the day.
K - you will find yourself thinking of ways to kill them whenever you're free.
L - women clear heavy linens while fat men stand there to polish cutleries. Losers.
M - the only time they make decisions is when they feel that things are going too perfect to be true. someone has to screw it up!

ok. enough for today. my brain just decided to stop functioning.

i'm tired. night.